Total Medals Earned: 68 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,545 Points
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/500 points)
you can read. can you?
met an elephant.
(twizz'ed fire farta)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You clicked play! You are so amazing!
Medals Earned: 2/41 (15/1,000 points)
I hate it when this happens
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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